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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I want a cracker like an animal, you whip me like I'm in OZ.

    Artist: Nine Inch Nails
    Song: Closer
    Real Lyric: I wanna f**k you like an animal, you bring me closer to god

    The story:

    I was singing this song with a bunch of friends at the lake while we were driving around in the boat. My friend fell out of the boat laughing. After everyone recovered, I explained how I thought his mom hated animal crackers, and beat him for getting into them. People fell out of the boat laughing again. I am never surprised at how dense I can be sometimes.

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