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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wanna hear some funky Dixie Lamperty, mama com and take me by the hand

    Artist: Doobie Brothers
    Song: Black Water
    Real Lyric: I wanna hear some funky dixie land, pretty mama come and take me by the hand



    The story:

    This is what I thought it was when I was a kid. I asked my mom who Dixie Lamperty was, if she was a singer from a long time ago or something. My mom said she had never heard of her and asked my stepdad. I said, "You know, like in that song..." and proceded to sing the wrong lyrics. My parents said "Ohhhhh...." in unison, laughed and corrected me. I was only about 6 or 7 though, so i didn't care.

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