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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wanna hear some f**kin' dicks again

    Artist: Doobie Brothers
    Song: Black Water
    Real Lyric: I wanna hear some funky Dixieland

    The story:

    It was near the end of the school year in second grade. Some older kids (fifth/sixth graders) were helping in our class for an upcoming party. "Black Water" came on the radio. Some of my classmates and I heard the infamous line and starting going around, "Ooo, do you hear what they're saying?" Then one of the older kids set us straight. Fortunately, the teacher didn't hear our X-rated version.

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