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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wandered empty streets down
    Past the shop displays
    I heard cathedral bells
    Dripping down the alleyways

    Real Lyric: I wandered empty streets downPast the shop displaysI heard cathedral bellsTripping down the alleyways



    The story:

    i thought paul simon (or whichever one of them wrote
    the song) was describing how the sound of the bells
    was moving through the town, and not what he himself
    was doing. i think my version still makes sense and
    is more poetic.

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