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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I used to Love her
    But I had tequila
    I used to Love her
    But I had tequila
    I knew I'd miss her
    So I had tequila
    And she's buried right here in my back yard

    Artist: Guns N' Roses
    Real Lyric: I used to Love her, oo, yeah But I had to kill herI used to Love her, oo, yeahBut I had to kill herI knew I'd miss her So I had to keep herShe's buried right in my back yard



    The story:

    I heard the intro of the song on the juke and started to order the bar a round of tequila shots while singing my lyrics at the top of my lungs, the lady that was sitting to me was kind enough to write the true lyrics for me on a c**ktail napkin.

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