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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I used to be love drunk, but now I'm an ogre

    Artist: Boys Like Girls
    Song: Love Drunk
    Real Lyric: I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover

    The story:

    When I first heard this song, I would purposely sing it wrong to embarrass my 12 year old. I'd belt out "I used to be love drunk, but now I'm an old skunk (or punk, or whatever struck my fancy at the time)." Finally, I decided to listen and see what the words really were. Alas, my middle-age ears couldn't make out the words. The best I could come up with was "an ogre". I finally had to swallow my pride and ask my daughter what they were saying.

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