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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I understand you get money from the man who goes by
    the name of the Sandman.

    Artist: America
    Song: Sandman
    Real Lyric: I understand you've been running from the man who goes by the name of the Sandman.

    The story:

    Actually this was my son who misheard it. He was
    singing along to this song in the car and my dad
    corrected him. He said, "No, you don't get money
    from him, you are running from him." My son giggled
    and said "oh."

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