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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I turn them in, I turn them in, I turn them into flies.

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Real Lyric: A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.

    The story:

    Not until I printed out the real lyrics in April of this year (2006) while I was meant to be studying human anatomy for an exam. Then, suddenly, uncovering mysterious lyrics of songs I'd been listening to for 20-odd years assumed immediate importance. My life is better for it. Even now knowing all the words, I can't get my mouth to move fast enough to actually sing along with Michael Stipe, but I do try. My teenage daughter often asks me not to try.

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