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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I try to say goodbye and I choke
    I am aware of my stubble.
    I can't hide it, its clear
    I blow bubbles when you are not here.

    Artist: Macy Gray
    Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and I chokeI try to walk away and I stumbleThough I try to hide it, it's clearMy world crumbles when you are not near

    The story:

    It was playing while I was shopping in Meijer and
    I was singing along in my head but with the lyrics
    I misheard. I realized it couldn't be the words
    and I literally stopped in the middle of the isle
    and started laughing. I got some weird looks and
    then looked up the real words when I got home.

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