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    I took my harpoon outta my dirty red bandanna

    Artist: Janis Joplin
    Real Lyric: I took my harmonica outta my dirty red bandanna



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    WTF? Harpoon for harmonica?

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    Stupid computer! Sorry about that and that

    notmrjohn May 23, 2013 3:59 pm


    Stupid computer! Sorry about that and that

    notmrjohn May 23, 2013 3:59 pm


    Yes harpoon is correct. Harmonica-mouth harp-harp- harpoon. Harpoon has been used by since the late 1800's. Harmonica has too many sylables to scan, a check at any lyrics site wouls show harpoon

    notmrjohn May 23, 2013 3:58 pm


    Yes harpoon is correct. Harmonica-mouth harp-harp- harpoon. Harpoon has been used by since the late 1800's. Harmonica has too many sylables to scan, a check at any lyrics site wouls show harpoon

    notmrjohn May 23, 2013 3:56 pm


    Yes harpoon is correct. Harmonica-mouth harp-harp- harpoon. Harpoon has been used by since the late 1800's. Harmonica has too many sylables to scan, a check at any lyrics site wouls show harpoon

    notmrjohn May 23, 2013 3:56 pm


    I always thought that it said , Bobby sang to Diesel Dan just before it rained, instead of : Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained. I tried to submit but it wouldn't let me.

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