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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I took her out, it was a Nighty-Night,
    I walk alone, to get the feeling right,
    We started making out, and she took off my pants,
    But I get more turned on from TV,
    And that's about the time she walked away from me,
    Nobody makes love when they are 23,

    Artist: Blink 182
    Real Lyric: I took her out it was Friday nightI wore cologne to get the feeling rightWe started making out and she took off my pantsBut then I turned on the TVAnd that's about the time that she walked away from meNobody likes you when you're 23And are still more amused by TV showsWhat the hell is ADD?My friends say I should act my ageWhat's my age again?What's my age again?

    The story:

    The song actually sounded like this to me! I was watching an AMV and got hooked on the song, so I got it and started listening to it lots. Then one day I had it on my mp3 player and starting singing along to it, which I thought I was doing quietly, but turns out I was singing kinda audibly to say the least. My friend started laughing but wouldn't tell me why. So I looked up on "Lyrics on demand" and found out the real lyrics. I felt like a complete dumbass!

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