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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I thought I saw a man born to life.
    He was warm.
    He came around like he was circumcised.
    He showed me what it was to cry.

    Song: Torn
    Real Lyric: I thought I saw a man brought to life.He was warm.He came around like he was dignified.He showed me what it was to cry.

    The story:

    I didn't know what it said until I actually looked up the lyrics recently!! I never sang it out loud. I told my friends that it sounds like she says that and they thought it was funny, but I never admitted that's what I was hearing.

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