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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I tell you to end your life. I wish I could but it's too late.

    Artist: Black Sabbath
    Song: Paranoid
    Real Lyric: I tell you to enjoy life. I wish I could but it's too late.

    The story:

    Being a Black Sabbath fan for most of my life, I prided myself to my friends as somewhat the local authority on Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne. But sitting down with my buds watching a documentary on Sabbath one night, I was told by Ozzy himself that it was, in fact, "Enjoy life," which given the nature of the song I guess does make a little more sense.

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    Apparently a few teenagers actually did commit suicide because of this song lyric...I don't know if it's true, but that's what I've read.

    KaylaCgirl Nov 09, 2014 4:28 pm