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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    i tell them what i lick what i want and what i dont
    but everytime i do i stand erected

    Artist: Britney Spears
    Real Lyric: i tell them what i like what i want and what i dont but everytime i do i stand corrected



    The story:

    i was at a party and there was a kareokee machine(dont think i spelt kareokee right) and i started to sing this song and i said "but everytime i do i stand erected" and every body started laughing and this really hot guy came behind me and said "im erected but the song dont say that" and then he corrected me

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