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    I stopped a nomad on the way

    Artist: Toto
    Song: Africa
    Real Lyric: I stopped an old man along the way



    The story:

    I was singing along to the song on my sisters cassette (yes it was that long time ago) and she laughed and corrected me. It made sense - nomads in Africa.
    However we both sang "I guess it rains down in Africa" instead "I bless the rains.." I just read the correct lyrics now.

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    This is funny. Never seen it happen before, but here's the scoop: it IS nomad! Why is that surprising? Check Wiki, Africa has had nomadic tribes for eons. And why just reference an "old man"? There are old men everywhere but in this context a nomad made perfect sense as someone who could relate ancient melodies. To the poster: trust your own ears and don't let your sister boss your around.

    dbm323 Feb 10, 2016 4:40 pm


    This is funny. Never seen it happen before, but here's the scoop: it IS nomad! Why is that surprising? Check Wiki, Africa has had nomadic tribes for eons. And why just reference an "old man"? There are old men everywhere but in this context a nomad made perfect sense as someone who could relate ancient melodies. To the poster: trust your own ears and don't let your sister boss your around.

    dbm323 Feb 10, 2016 4:39 pm