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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I spoke to Joyce in the morning
    I spoke to Joyce at night
    I spoke to Joyce in the afternoon
    It makes me feel all right

    Artist: Sublime
    Real Lyric: I smoke two joints in the morningI smoke two joints at nightI smoke two joint in the afternoonIt makes me feel all right

    The story:

    It was actually a close friend that misheard these lyrics. Several years ago she was driving to work and heard the song for the first time. Later that evening she told her boyfriend that she heard the strangest Sublime song on the radio that day. He asked her what it was and when she started to sing the lyrics as she heard them - he burst into hysterical laughter. When he finally caught his breath, he explained what the lyrics really were. Every time I hear it I think of her -and Joyce, of course.

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