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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I see you sleepin and I see you have a shadow
    Why not jump up and we can go drink a gellato
    Maybe go clean my place like you were doin Tae bo
    and possibly bring you over

    Artist: Akon
    Song: Smack That
    Real Lyric: I feel you creepin', I can see it from my shadowWanna jump up in my Lamborghini GallardoMaybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae boAnd possibly bend you over

    The story:

    Driving in the car with my girlfriends who are like 10 years younger than me. We were headed to a club, I was singing at the TOP of my lungs. I look really young for my age and all my girls are in thier early twenties...they COULD NOT stop laughing at me. The girl who was driving nearly wrecked. Damn, I'm old.

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