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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I see the ferris wheels of lightnin'

    I hear the voice of wreckage and ruin

    Real Lyric: I see earthquakes and lightnin'. I hear the voice of rage and ruin. One eye is taken for an eye.

    The story:

    From 1984 to 1998 our club circuit band sang these lyrics,
    believing them to be correct. No one ever put us right. In the
    case of the first one, we listened dozens of times to the
    original without being able to decipher the correct version! So
    our version was really just the 'line of best fit'.

    The last one regarding an eye for an eye, I have included
    because in no way did we sing this line. In fact, it was only
    whilst composing this submission that I discovered what it
    was! We sang something completely different.

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