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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I see Maid Marian walking away

    Artist: Boston
    Real Lyric: I see my Marianne walking away

    The story:

    Actually, it was my husband who misheard this lyric. One day he mentioned that the "Maid Marian" part was his favorite part of the song. I said (in a tone of amazed sarcasm) "What"!? He said "you know, the part that says I see Maid Marian walking away". Like in some Robin-Hood-esque dream. I said "that's not what it says". He said it was his favorite part of the song and if that's not what it says, I should not "ruin it" for him and tell him what it really said. I said fine. He still doesn't know. And I'm not going to tell him.

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