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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I say - I shot the sheriff, oh lord
    And they say it is the capital of France.

    Artist: Bob Marley
    Real Lyric: I say - I shot the sheriff, oh lordAnd they say it is a capital offense.

    The story:

    I was at lunch with my 10 year old son when Marley's I Shot
    the Sheriff came on and after this line he asked me what a
    capital offense is (well, that's what I thought I heard). I told him
    it was a crime so bad that they hang the the person.

    He replied, "whatever, but I'm asking you about this song,
    what is the CAPITAL OF FRANCE?"

    I spit out my chicken wing and covered the table in ranch
    dressing and his grandpa nearly choked on his drink!

    From the mouths of babes - he argued with us for five minutes
    about the correct lyric and wouldn't believe us when we
    googled the lyrics and showed him.

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