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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I save a pie
    nothing can touch me

    Artist: Pink
    Song: Sober
    Real Lyric: I'm saveUp highNothing can touch me

    The story:

    My best friend is often singing and once she sang the
    song sober while we were walking over the schoolyard.
    I was in a good mood and so i sang the refrain with
    her. But my mood was so good that i didn't noticed
    when she stopped singing and i sang alone and very
    loud: "i save a pie. Nothing can touch me." My best
    friend looked at me and started laughing. She told me
    that she stopped singing 'cause she missunderstood it
    exactly as i did but she semed to know, that this
    couldn't be the real text. After it we asked google for
    the real text, but i like our version better. (:

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