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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I said I love you, and that's for Wilma

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Real Lyric: I said I love you, and that's forever



    The story:

    My friend and his sister Peggy used to go to clubs
    in the early 80's back when disco stopped being
    cool so they called it dance music instead. One
    place we went to would occasionally play "Just the
    way you are" as the last song of the night. By
    then if I had no one to dance with by default
    Peggy and I would dance. So she grabs me tight and
    starts singing in my ear, she had a beautiful sexy
    voice, I'd swear she was trying to seduce me and I
    would have went for it except her brother was her
    protector and we had always just been friends. she
    gets to this line "the way that I believe in you?
    I said I love you, and that's for Wilma" She knew
    the right words but sang it that way on purpose
    she kept singing now louder while I was laughing
    and everyone one else is pissed at us for
    disturbing their last chance slow dance. By the
    end of the song we've stopped laughing shes calmed
    down again in my ear, sexy as hell, during the sax
    solo part I get " Yabba dabba doo" since she past
    a couple of years ago I sing it that way all the
    time.

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