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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I really miss your hairy buttface.

    Artist: Hinder
    Real Lyric: I really miss your hair in my face.

    The story:

    Well, it wasn't "all these years". It was a one-time thing. I was driving my kids to school (they are 13 and 15). I was listening to the song and said "Oh my gosh, are they singing I miss your hairy buttface"? My kids busted out laughing and of course I did, too. But I still couldn't understand what they were singing. Finally, my 13-year old said "Mom, I think it's I miss your hair in my face". Ohhhhh, ok. We still sing the alternate lyrics when we hear the song.

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    Those lyrics are better than the original.

    FangingKilla May 02, 2012 2:05 pm