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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I put it in and I pulled it out,
    Just to show you how much I care

    Artist: Meat Loaf
    Real Lyric: I poured it on and I poured it outI tried to show you just how much I care

    The story:

    I was listening to this song on the radio and I asked my husband did I hear it right. He burst into hysterics and said of course my dirty mind would think that and that I should go online and look it up because he always thought it was poured it on and poured it out. For once, he was right. He finally gets revenge for all my teasing when he gets lyrics wrong.

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