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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I pledge a lesions
    To the Flag
    Of the Unitedstatesevamerica
    For witchit stans
    One nation
    Under God
    With Liberty
    And Justice.

    Artist: Francis Bellamy
    Real Lyric: I pledge AllegianceTo the FlagOf the United States of AmericaAnd to the RepublicFor which it standsOne nationUnder GodIndivisibleWith LibertyAnd JusticeFor all.

    The story:

    I was six. I didn't recognize a lot of words back then. I thought United States of America was one word, that 'frall' was another word for 'the end', and had no clue what a 'witchit' was, only that I was certain that it was a small wrench.

    I don't quite remember how I found out that it wasn't, either through asking my father if he had a witchit, or seeing the actual words written down somewhere, or being teased on the bus about it, only that it was really quite embarrassing finding out I'd been wrong and made a word up and believed in it for years longer than was really appropriate.

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