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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I net an empty goalmouth with every ball around

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: In Hiding
    Real Lyric: I knelt and emptied the mouth of every plug around.

    The story:

    I was driving when I sang the whole thing, mistakes and all. Never occurred to my mind that I might have got it wrong. Until I took a step back and have a look at just what the hell I was singing.

    Then looked up the proper lyrics... BAM! There it was. The real lyrics.

    I'm 30 now and I'm still convinced that my version counds cooler!

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