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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I need an easy friend
    I do with a bed to lend
    I do think you fit this shoe
    I doubt you have a clue

    I had you at the trial
    You had me after try
    But I can't see you every night

    Artist: Nirvana
    Song: About A Girl
    Real Lyric: I need an easy friendI do with an ear to lendI do think you fit this shoeI do but you have a clueI'll take advantage whileYou hang me out to dryBut, I can't see you every nightFree

    The story:

    Thought these were the lyrics for years until I
    looked them up online. I **sumed it was a song about
    going to see a prostitute.

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