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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I need a soldier
    That ain't scared to stand up for me
    No Caribbean queens, if you know what I mean

    Artist: Destiny's Child
    Song: Soldier
    Real Lyric: I need a soldierThat ain't scared to stand up for meKnown to carry big things, if you know what I mean

    The story:

    I was asking a friend why Destiny's Child would be so dumb to be dissing Caribbean gays, whoever they were (i mean Marley and Tosh and Wailer and the Bueno Vista guys are all pretty tuff), and she looked at me and laughed, and told me to get the wax out of my ears... i didn't believe her version until I checked the lyrics out online, now I can't even hear it the way i used to..

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