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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I met a devil woman
    She took my heart away
    She said, I've had it comin' to me
    But I wanted it that way
    I say that any love is good lovin'
    So I took what I could get mmh, mmh, mmh
    She looked at me with them brown eyes

    And said,

    Artist: BTO
    Real Lyric: I met a devil womanShe took my heart awayShe said, I've had it comin' to meBut I wanted it that wayI say that any love is good lovin'So I took what I could get mmh, mmh, mmhShe looked at me with them brown eyesAnd said, You ain't seen nothin' yetB-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yetHere's something that you're never gonna forgetB-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yetAnd you're thinkin' you ain't been around, that's rightAnd now I'm feelin' betterCause I found out for sureShe took me to her doctorAnd he told me of a cureHe said that any love is good loveSo I took what I could getYes I took what I could getAnd then she looked at me with them big brown eyesAnd said, You ain't seen nothin' yetB-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yetHere's something, here's something that you're never gonna forget, babyB-B-B-Baby, you know, you know, you know, you just ain't seen nothin' yetYou need an education, got to go to schoolAny lovin' is good lovin'So I took what I could getYes I took what I could getAnd then, and then, and then she looked at me with them big brown eyesAnd said, You ain't seen nothin' yetBaby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yetHere's something, here's somethingHere's a lover you're never gonna forget, babyB-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yetYou ain't been aroundYou ain't seen nothin' yet, that's what she told meShe said, I need an education, go to schoolI know I ain't seen nothin' yetI know I ain't seen nothin' yet, mmh, mmh, mmhI got something for you right nowFeels good, alright, how do you do thatBut I ain't seen nothin' yetBut I deserve it one of these daysWoohoo, but I ain't seen nothin' yetI ain't seen nothin' yetYeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahI ain't seen nothin' yetI'll wait, I'll wait, I'll waitIf you want to show me what I ain't seen, where I ain't beenLalalalalalaOwowowowowowo



    The story:

    I haven't had any embarrassing experiences with these misheard lyrics... My misheard lyrics make the song even more kinky than before and surprisingly the lyrics make more sense than before. It was surprise to myself that I had misheard these lyrics so bad, but I guess these things can happen if you have had these kinds of experiences with women... :)

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