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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I love you my clementiiiine,
    Everything said everthing's zen,
    but i don't think so.

    Artist: Bush
    Real Lyric: Try and see it once my waaaay,Everything zen, Everything zen,I don't think so.



    The story:

    ohhh god. Me and my friend went to the bush gig at the brixton academy and i thought i'd better brush up on my knowlegde b4 i went so i didn't look too stupid in-front of all the hardcore bush fans so i borrowed sixteen stone. We got to the gig and somehow i managed to weave my-self right to the front and with Everything Zen being litterally the only song i knew i thought i;d better make an effort to look as if i knew the band i was seeing infront of all these die hard fans. i was singing out at the top of my voice and this guy was giving me dirty looks as if to say "you'r sooo thick look at you,,,,you'r sooo thick". I could have sworn gavin was too, we got out of the gig and a couple of days later at college we were singing to recount the greatness of our nite. She looked at me and i then realised what a compleat prat/dick/pointless and meaningless person i was...we laughed for ages. Now i understand why that guy was giving me evil looks. *sighs*.

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