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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I like the sound of breaking glass
    And if you don't believe me, I'll kick your ass.

    Real Lyric: I like the sound of breaking glassAnd if you don't believe me, why did you ask?

    The story:

    That would be when my brother told me the lyrics after I suggested maybe we shouldn't be listening to that song. I just looked at him blankly and said oh rather faintly. Probably blushed a little. He got suddenly sly and asked what I had thought it was. I acted like something had suddenly gotten my attention somewhere else. I think the real lyrics almost as stupid, though.

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