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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I like mine with lettuce and potatoes,
    Heinz with the celery; deep-fried tomato,
    Big coated pickle and a cold raft deer -
    Good golly miss Molly, which way do I steer?

    Artist: Jimmy Buffett
    Real Lyric: I like mine with lettuce and tomato,Heinz 57 and French-fried potato,Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer -Good God almighty, which way do I steer?

    The story:

    Actually, one of my friends belted out these ridiculous song lyrics in a casual setting. He was completely sure he was singing the right lyrics, but everyone else and I cracked up at him and he wasn't sure why. Trust me - his face was the color of a strawberry when I told him what the correct lyrics were! I will never let him forget this moment! No, he's not deaf, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't take any "interesting medication" (though that is questionable).

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