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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I like it - I'm not gonna crap
    I miss you - I'm not gonna crap
    I love you - I'm not gonna crap
    I killed you - I'm not gonna crap

    Artist: Nirvana
    Song: Lithium
    Real Lyric: I like it. I'm not gonna crack I miss you. I'm not gonna crack I love you. I'm not gonna crack I kill you. I'm not gonna crack

    The story:

    It actually happened on AIM after I had smoked a copious amount of some serious Marijuana, I was talking to my friend Theo, listening to this song when I blurted out loud, "I LIKE IT, I'M NOT GONNA CRAAAAAP" my fiance stopped what he was doing and informed me of what an a**hole I was. But along with this bastardization of Nirvana, I had a crazy mental image with it.

    Quote from AIM:
    declasse: aND A PICTURE OF AN ANGRY SCHOOL BOY IN PINK FLOYD THE WALL OUTFITS NO EDUCATION STUCK HIS TONGUE OUT AT ME and he got tackled by the hamburgular from mcdonalds so jesus came and whacked them with a pipe and was like "GET THE LED OUT b**thES" and led zeppelin was all liek "WE COME FROM THE LAND OF ICE AND SNOW" IN VIKING HATS. CHANEL VIKING HATS. F**KING COUTURE PIRATES IN SKINNY JEANS.

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