I like big butts and a can of lard.

The story:

This was a friend who missheard the lyrics. My wife and I were discussing Sir Mix-A-Lot with a friend and the friend says "I like big butts and a can of lard." To which my wife responds "'...and I cannot lie.' The lyric is 'and I cannot lie'." Well our friend becomes very embarrassed as she has just realised that for the past ten years she has been singing the incorrect lyrics. All three of us burst into laughter and now my wife walks around signing "I like big butts and a can of lard", to which we still get a good laugh.