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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Song: Jeremy

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    I left my baby and I feel so bad, I kissed my mason dump.

    Real Lyric: I left my baby and I feel so bad,I guess my race is run.

    The story:

    I finally found out the correct lyrics when I was about 23 or 24. My husband and I were riding in the car and that song was on the cd he had on, and I asked, "What does it really say? I always sing 'I kissed my mason dump'." He thought that was hilarious and he told me what they really are. He liked my way better. Bobby Fuller must really love his work truck.

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