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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I know you'd like to thank your s**t don't stank
    But lean a little bit closer
    See that roses really smell like poo-oo
    Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo

    Real Lyric: I know you'd like to thank your s**t don't stank But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like boo-boo Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo



    The story:

    Just now... I was a kid when All In The Family was on. I always struggled to learn the words to the song. I never knew what Auld Lang Syne meant, just that I always heard adults sing it at New Years. Since the show was about 'adult topics' so much, I figured there had to be a reason it fit in the song. I mean, come on, right now, could you explain to me what Auld Lang Syne means?
    (I've never tried to convice anyone, but I'm going to go try now! lol)

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