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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I know you cuss, there's competition (In motorcross, there's competition)

    Artist: Styx
    Real Lyric: America spells competition

    The story:

    My best friend and I were both ardent Styx fans and would play their records often. When this song played, he made a comment about what a strange lyric it was: "In motorcross, there's competition." I laughed and said, "No, it's 'I know you cuss, there's competition'!"

    We argued about who was wrong or right, each sure he had the correct lyric. It wasn't until years later I learned we both had it wrong!

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