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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I know we're only half way there
    But there's a baby on the way, a baby on the way

    Artist: Maroon 5
    Real Lyric: I know we're only half way thereBut you can take me all the way, you can take me all the way

    The story:

    I hate Maroon5. But these were the only "lyrics" I could make out of this song when I first heard it, and I thought they were really sweet, the guy being happy about his new kid about to be born. Then I listened to the rest of the lyrics and was like, "Um, really? That's not cool!" I actually had to go and look up the real lyrics because I knew I couldn't be right.

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