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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I know I got black eyes
    and they burn
    Sobriety for her
    I guess it's a black eye of love.

    Artist: U2
    Real Lyric: I know I got black eyesbut they burnso brightly for herI guess it's a dry kind of love.



    The story:

    I was helping my brother, who's new to English, figure out the words to all of U2's songs. Everything went pretty good, until I got to this verse. I wasn't really sure I was right, but it kinda made sense. I figured, "You know, his girlfriend's a drunk, and he ends up getting black eyes from it, right?" Guess not. My brother had the strangest look on his face, then said "That's like the only part of the song I know." Then he told me the real words. That was weird. Oh well.

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