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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I know I been a douche

    Artist: Nazareth
    Song: Love Hurts
    Real Lyric: I know a thing or two

    The story:

    I wondered for quite some time how Nazareth hot away with
    Songs like hair of the dog and love hurts with
    Such naughty language, when my friend asked what language
    In love hurts. I told him "they say something like I'm a douche!"
    My friend believed me and when he listened to it he heard it
    It wasn't until later that I read the lyrics and saw that I was
    spreading lies!!

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