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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I just lock my phone every now and then

    Artist: Poison
    Real Lyric: I just like my fun every now and then

    The story:

    For some reason I was writing down lyrics for songs (see also
    Metallica: One) and a friend of mine was reading the lyrics. He saw
    that I had written "Lock my phone" and asked me if I was retarded.
    "It's 'like my fun!'" I said that I considered that but after playing it
    over and over Brett is definitely making a long O sound in "phone."
    I finally gave in, but I think if it were now instead of 1988 I might
    feel that locking the cell phone and getting off the grid is a much
    more legitimate lyric!

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