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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I just can't get it up
    I just can't get it up
    I just can't seem to get it up for you.

    Artist: Depeche Mode
    Real Lyric: I just can't get enoughI just can't get enoughI just can't seem to get enough of you.

    The story:

    My old roommate and I loved this song. I was singing along to it one day when she said--Oh, is that what they're saying. I always thought they were singing--I just can't get it up. I wondered why any guy would ever sing about THAT! Now, though, I can't listen to the song without imagining some poor impotent man singing about his troubles.

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