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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    I just can't get it up.

    Artist: Depeche Mode
    Real Lyric: I just can't get enough.



    The story:

    I didn't ralize I was wrong until well into college. I actually saw the 'Music for the Masses' tour in a massive stadium show I was so sure of my lyrical interpretation that, when they played the song I and my dumbass friends started chanting it, and we convinced our entire seating setion to chant along with us. Imagine, if you will, an entire stadium section of mostly-responsible grown-ups chanting 'I just can't get it up' at Depeche Mode, led by a band of 13-year-old girls. Yes, I embarrased myself, but I took a lot of people down with me.

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