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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I heard them as

    "I'll give you my dull surprise"

    Hubby heard them as

    "I'll give you a dose of pride"

    Artist: Cream
    Real Lyric: I'll be with you soon, my loveTo give you my dawn surprise

    The story:

    The song came on the radio, and I was only a little sure of my self on this lyric. "Dull surprise" always cracked me up, reminding me of torpedos of love or one eyed wiggling wonder, which fits the theme of lovin' in the song.

    Hubby then said he always heard the lyrics as "I'll give you my dose of pride".

    Considering we've heard this song a few times a month for nearly our entire lives, I think it's funny that we both misheard it!

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