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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I hear those smart-ass ducks
    flying down here.

    Song: Pig
    Real Lyric: I feel as small as dustlaying down here.

    The story:

    I'm a huge DMB fan- I adore Dave
    Matthews. One night I was alone
    (thank the maker) in my room
    listening to the cd live version of "Pig"
    And I heard that lyric, and I thought,
    "Geez, why would Dave Matthews be
    singing about "smart-ass ducks" in a
    soulful ballad like this?" I thought it
    just didn't didn't sound right, so I
    looked up the lyrics. I felt like a total
    yutz. Well, live performances always
    blow. At LEAST I was ALONE!

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    You are a DMB fan but say live performances blow? That is the opposite statement of a true DMB fan.

    Dewdropinn Oct 19, 2010 2:38 pm