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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I hear the sound of a turtle swoon

    Artist: The Beach Boys
    Real Lyric: I hear the sound of a gentle word

    The story:

    I sort of thought it couldn't be the real lyric but it fit so well and seemed kind of surreal and maybe what they were going for, artistically with that lp.
    The true idiocy of my lyric became apparent when I was rocking out a bit and started to sing along at a pool party just a couple of summers ago. During a lull in the music several people asked what kind of sound a turtle makes whilst swooning... Much hilarity ensued.

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