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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I had some dreams they were grounds in my coffee . . .

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee . . .



    The story:

    It made sense to me: I hate it when there are grounds in my coffee. Ingesting that can't be good for your intestines! And then you try to spit them out, but they get stuck all over your tongue. Yuck.

    I've had several arguments over these lyrics. I was so sure I was right. However, the Internet proved me wrong.

    I think Ms. Simon should change it. And probably, performing live, she has improvised and improved the song with the word "grounds", for it makes much more sense; and I'd be right!

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