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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I had some dreams they were clowns in my coffee
    Clowns in my coffee

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffeeClouds in my coffee

    The story:

    I was singing it at a karaoke party at a friends as a duet and, knowing the lyrics pretty well, wasn't looking at the screen... when I sang my version loudly, everyone looked at me weirdly and my singing partner burst into fits of giggles and had to stop singing.

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    I always thought those WERE the correct lyrics. lol

    dosguy Aug 28, 2010 12:53 am

    that must be some strong coffee!!

    bejay1066 Aug 21, 2008 8:26 am

    Neither version makes sense! LOL

    Danielle Aug 19, 2008 10:15 pm