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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I had some dreams
    There were clowns in my coffee
    Clowns in my coffee and...
    your so vain

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: I had some dreamsThey were clouds in my coffeeClouds in my coffee and....Your so vain

    The story:

    This one wasn't me. I was talking about this instance with a co-worker when we had misunderstood song lyrics. She told me about this one and I just cracked up. We work at a business where the music rotation takes place twice a day (all generes) so I hear Carly Simon/this song at least once or twice a week and I always start laughing and pop my head up over the cubicle until she giggles and tells me to shut the f**k up LOL

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