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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I had a dream I was a midget inside you
    My name is Tim, I'm a lesser-known cantor

    Artist: Rancid
    Song: Sidekick
    Real Lyric: I had a dream I was a vigillantes' sidekickMy name is Tim, I'm a lesser-known character

    The story:

    Well, I had driven around plenty of times with that song playing and singing along version. Finally I was riding in a car with some friends and I guess her sound system was much better (I heard the words more clearly)... good thing I didn't sing along.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/2/2002 6:57 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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